You may have been playing Eve too long if:
You may have been playing Eve too long if:
– When a fight starts in a bar you step forward and say ‘Don’t worry guys, I got this. I’m tanked for Kinetic.’
– When you have a car accident, you get out and run before they pod you
– Your cats names are praetor, ogre, beserker, and wasp.
– You skip a shower to defend your alliance.
– If you can’t find a parking spot at the store, you immediately think of the lag in Jita.
– You daughter calls a kid a ‘filthy amarr noob’ when she’s at school
– You proudly state “I fly interceptors” at parties when confronted with a Fighter Pilot.
– When your GF starts complaining at you, you wonder how long before the agro brakes your tank.
– Your wife calls you a Minmitar Slave
– When u are in middle of a eve battle and u say u have to leave because of wife aggro
– When you start your car and hope you have the right modules for going shopping
– When you ask the boss for more isk instaed of euros
– Found on random bios throughout EvE Online