SCR4M

You may have been playing Eve too long if:

- When a fight starts in a bar you step forward and say ‘Don’t worry guys, I got this. I’m tanked for Kinetic.’

- When you have a car accident, you get out and run before they pod you

- Your cats names are praetor, ogre, beserker, and wasp.

- You skip a shower to defend your alliance.

- If you can’t find a parking spot at the store, you immediately think of the lag in Jita.

- You daughter calls a kid a ‘filthy amarr noob’ when she’s at school

- You proudly state “I fly interceptors” at parties when confronted with a Fighter Pilot.

- When your GF starts complaining at you, you wonder how long before the agro brakes your tank.

- Your wife calls you a Minmitar Slave

- When u are in middle of a eve battle and u say u have to leave because of wife aggro

- When you start your car and hope you have the right modules for going shopping

- When you ask the boss for more isk instaed of euros

- Found on random bios throughout EvE Online