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From time to time (oh who am I kidding: every minute!) DrunkMiner comes up with chirps that make us all wet our pants. Thought it would be good to capture some of them here for prosperity so they dont fall into the magnetic ethos. The views expressed do not reflect those of the corp or anyone other than DrunkMiners. Batteries not included and accessories sold seperately.

Warning: Some quotes may be offensive, of a sexually explicit or generally offensive nature and probably require an age restriction of over 30. Youv’e been warned….

• DrunkMiner > she lubricated her self in spaghetti sauce and came in via the flatulance venting system
• Duwane > you well drunk?
  DrunkMiner > no too bad apart from my gammy leg, sore back, aching ear, and the price of cheese conflicting with my stocks in cracker companies
• DrunkMiner > /emote whispers to bugs 11 “keep an eye on that du guy i seen him eyeing up my onion, if he starts anything we’ll end it right…”
• DrunkMiner > coz he’s a facehugger and steals things like flecks of paint and sausages named alfred
• DrunkMiner > this one time, i farted in a lift and an american women coughed at the smell and then some blokes in biohazard jump suits appeared and i was whisked off to a lab to be probed and decommisioned but i escaped and ate a pie. the end.